[fic] All the Weird Things Going On in Jimusho

[moon_catcher]

Title: All the Weird Things Going On in Jimusho

Author: gina84 
Characters: Kame, Kis-My-Ft2 O__o
Disclaimer: … do I really need to do this… again??
Rating: no idea but it might work with PG-13, probably
Warning: extreme lameness + I know NOTHING about Kis-My-Ft2 and was lazy to check on them too much, not that they were important in the end *gets bricked*

Original Promt: Kame accidentally runs into the whole group of his kouhai jerking off while watching his Lamdash CM… *ehm*

A/N: Written for May, the Merry Month of Masturbation Anon Fic Meme. But with me being me the fic turned out to have a little to do with Kis-My-Ft2… if something at all………………>__<

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That was simply stupid, Kame was cursing on his way through a hallway. He was already dressed up for the following filming, his hair and make-up was done, and all he should have been supposed to do was sitting somewhere and going through the script for one more time, or having a coffee, or… or actually anything but searching for the damn boys.

He was Kamenashi Kazuya for god sake!

Not a fucking messenger to remind them what was their obligation. A scoff twisted his perfect face at the thought a rumor was going around they had been decided to make an official debut soon. Johnny-san had to lose his mind completely if he was really going to give full responsibility to that bunch of amateurs.

All his annoyance left him, though, once he opened a door – only to get a view of a group of the said amateurs sitting on a couch, chairs and even the floor gathered together and staring at a television screen.

From their crouching or conversely more than slack positions, together with the muffled, low voices and moans filling the room Kame got himself into the picture more than quickly.

What he saw was not such a surprise, really. After all those years spent in the agency Kame had witnessed – and a few times almost also experienced – some quite weird or at least doubtful stuff and something like a bunch of youths jerking off couldn’t make its way even into the first ten posts of the ranking… but –

“Ka-kamenashi-kun once…ah…put an arm around my…m-my shoulders,” a voice panted.

A series of different moans followed.

Kame’s thin eyebrows furrowed. Curiosity won over decency and he quietly entered the room propping himself against the wall right next to the door.

“I will…I…always…” the words were being pressed out, heavy, “always love Kazuko…hnn…”

“I…hate th-that woman…”

“Kazuko?” two or maybe three voices spoke up at once, surprised even shocked.

Kame’s lips curled into an amused smirk.

“Hnnn…. no, not Kazuko… her,” one of the boys pointed at something on the screen. “She has no right to…t-to…ah…t-touch…”

From his place Kame had no chance to see what the boys were watching.

They were so drowned into their little world, though, that Kame made one or two side steps and immediately froze at the spot.

Maybe it was about time to rearrange the ranking of kinks inside the agency because as much normal as could have seven boys collectively masturbating seemed to be, the same seven boys collectively masturbating while watching him half-naked and wet on a screen was quite disturbing.

No matter how actually good he looked there, Kame had to admit cocking his head a bit.

“Kazuko… hnn…. she chose me…” more panting, “she gave… me choco, she...”

“O-only on the…on the stage…”

“Kamenashi-kun! Ah!”

Kame was tilting his head watching the screen, unconsciously searching for any possible mistake he could have done. Being the perfectionist he was, criticizing himself was something he could never suppress. He got so absorbed into his every move and expression he was not paying too much attention to what was going on in the room anymore.

The moves of hands getting faster, fingers tightening the grips around hard fleshes, breaths quickening and becoming heavier, shallower, panting…

Speaking was harder and harder with every word…

“Kazuko…oh…hnn….Ka-kazuko!”

“Kame…Ka…Kame…ohmygod…”

“C-coming…I…can’t… I –”

“Hnnn…!”

Kame frowned noticing something. It might have been nothing as well as not, his eyes on the screen for a second flicked to a different direction than was meant to be. Damn! How comes he hadn’t seen it before?

“Shit,” Kame clicked his tongue slightly annoyed.

And only when seven loud voices cried out as one, groaning and overwhelmed with pleasurable release, when seven bodies tensed in a sudden wave of orgasm then slumped all slack and breathless, Kame once again became aware of his surroundings.

The cm started over being played in a loop.

The boys were slowly going back to their senses reaching for tissues to clean themselves, suddenly a bit ashamed to look at each other.

Yuta was the first one to finish. Zipping up his pants he stood up looking around for a trash can and that was the moment his eyes landed first on black shoes, and as if that was not enough for his shock, they traveled slowly up the legs in faintly familiar vintage jeans to a simple white t-shirt and dark jacket…. and Yuta gulped when a shiver run up his spine because he already knew what he was going to see next…

“Ka-kamenashi s-senpai,” Yuta stuttered, blushing furiously. He tightened the grip around the soiled tissue in his hand and his face turned a shade darker.

“That’s not funny, Tama-chan!”

“Yeah, not again!”

“We don’t have time for…for… Kamenashi senpai…!?”

“Mou~ you, too, Sen-chan?”

But it didn’t take long before also the rest realized what had happened.

The seven boys were standing frozen trying hard to hide all the reminders of their previous action, even though it was more than obvious there was no need for that.

Kame smirked.

“I… we…” Hiro’s voice was trembling.

“W-we can explain… it was…”

“We are…we…”

“First of all, you are late for the filming,” Kame made sure to sound strict but his mischievously shining eyes betrayed him anyway. “They have been waiting for you in the studio for good fifteen minutes already.”

Kame opened the door giving a hint all of them should go ahead now.

Only when they were leaving, one by one with guilty looks in their blushing faces Kame couldn’t help it but tease a bit. As if accidentally his hand patted Nikaido-kun’s shoulder, his lips gave a warm smile to Fujigaya-kun and Miyata-kun, he winked at passing Senga-kun, tucked his hair almost seductively behind his ear to make Yokoo-kun’s and Kitayama-kun’s faces turn even redder than they had already been, and noticing Tamamori-kun’s expression when the boy saw him licking his lips Kame was more than sure this was not the last time the group gathered to watch one of his videos.

Closing the door behind his back Kame turned to the screen for the last time, slightly sighing.

Hopefully the next time they would choose something without his stupid little mistakes.


~ THE END ~

credits for the gifs kazumishizue 

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Okay, once again sorry for the lameness >___< And I should probably apologize to the original Anon because she surely wanted something hot and pervy with her Kis-My-Ft2 *gets bricked*

I was thinking of adding some parts with freaking hot!Kame all half-naked and maybe even wet before posting it here but then decided to keep the original shape of the story and save some Kame!hotness for another fic *grin* I'm currently working on something but I won't be able to finish it before my final exams --- which are two weeks from now. Wish me luck??

Also, no posting to the comms since I want to pretend I haven't written this xDD Keep me anon, please...? Thanks~

 

 

Comments

[marlenem.livejournal.com]

Isn't THIS a coincidence? Me posting about Kisumai two times today and you actually writing with them xDDD This is bigger coincidence than the other one with the turtle plush xD

A+++ idea, btw! Kisumai jerking off to Kame on the screen and Kame witnessing it all! xD I'd say it screamed for a sequel but I'm not sure you'd ever want to write that one xDDD

Good luck with your finals <3 Hope you're going to be able to finish them soon enough!

[moon-catcher.livejournal.com]

xDDD I know!
But the truth is I wrote this already a few days back, and let's face it, it's not too much about Kisumai lol It's more like the result of me being fed up with people writing weak whiny Kame when he is not like that at all! xD

eh? A sequel?? O__o I'm afraid I have no idea what it should be about... and even if I tried it would surely turn out to be even more cracky than this one >__< but if Kame continues giving us this kind of CMs, everything is possible xDD

aaw, THANK YOU!!
It's two weeks from now and I need to pass to get my degree and I WANT my degree!! xDD

btw nice icon (again..) it really looks like you have an icon for every occasion!! ^^

[norilys.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you dare to say this is lame when I keep grinning and laughing whenever I read it!!!! I seriously liked this and I told you that before, right? It's one hell of a crack fic....!!

What still amazes me is the fact that you could write it despite of your lack of level of knowledge about Kisumai xDD It's really great, really, dear....

What I'm wondering about now is what happened with that RyoDa fic you posted before this one that was from a prompt from the same anonmeme!?!? Why did you delete it?

Thanks for sharing...!! And I can't wait to read that fic where you put all that hot!Kame images ^__^ Good luck in your final exams, though I'm sure you don't need any "luck" with it, sweetie!!! <33

[moon-catcher.livejournal.com]

I dare to say it's lame because.... hm... it's lame??? *bricked* xDD okay, I might be overreacting but it's because I feel kind of bad for the original anon >__<
xDDD hey, you could have kept the lack of knowledge without scratching it because that's exactly how it is -- come on, I had to google their names and still don't know who is who!! rofl Not that any knowledge was actually necessary for this kind of "story" xD

shit. busted. >__< would you believe me saying lj ate it?? *bricked* well, I thought I was already courageous enough to post it but like five minutes afterwards realized I was not

*sighs* I will need a lot of luck! I'm not as smart as it could look like *hides*

and all the hot!Kame images can't be put into only one story... that would be killing *____*

♥

[norilys.livejournal.com]

It's not lame, so would you please stop saying so? Or I'll start saying the same about all my fics. Because if this is lame, then evrything I write is lame too!!! *stubborn mode on* Don't feel, please!! In my opinion, you did a great job here ^___^

That's really one of the funniest things I've learnt so far aout you, Gina-chan!! I still just can't believe it xDD

I saw it when you posted it and I even started reading, but for some reason or another I couldn't finish it... Next time I went looking for it, it had dissapeared and I was kinda lazy to look for it

YOU ARE SMART AND YOU'LL SUCCED!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!!! :P

You always seem to be trying, though... *LOL* ♥♥

[absinthe1213.livejournal.com]

LOL~~~
Kisumai perving over Kame...

[moon-catcher.livejournal.com]

lol because everyone is perving over Kame xDD
sorry for the late reply, I've been busy studying, and still am >__

[fazlyn-n.livejournal.com]

Gina!!! *gasp*

LOL
I love it! Well, what not to love from from a kame-centric point of view (^_^)

7 cute boys jerking their way, watching half-naked and wet Kame will always be welcome in my KINGDOM~ Bwahhaha

>>> Good luck with the finals~

[moon-catcher.livejournal.com]

eh?? "gasp"??
still can't believe someone actually read this xDD

I had no idea what I was writing about ^_^;;

♥ thanks dear, luck will be needed... a lot >__

[ashgolden.livejournal.com]

This? Lame???

At first, I clicked on it to have a laugh, but then I totally flushed because... Hell, I didn't except so much hotness in it! Do you know how it's hard to stay serious in the street while reading such an explicit thing on my phone? XD

Actually, I love you boldness both in describing what the seven boys are doing (OhMyGackt how awkward yet... As Kame said, almost usual in the Jimusho, isn't it? XD) and what they are saying, about Kame... And I so loved the way he reacted! Not even shocked or ashamed, just like "oh no, those teenagers and their hormones...", before starting self criticism again! I could so picture him this way!
The fact that you were vague about them in the whole fic and just gave the names in the end had my laughing too, because I saw you with a list while checking "okay, this one, done, who's left?"!

And now, I can't help thinking about the same thing, but with KAT TUN or NEWS jerking themselves (or each other ^o^) while watching Takki and Tsubasa XD
Sorry for the silly comment, this was my cheerful moment before going back to a whole night of university work... Good luck for more prompts! (and again, congrats on your boldness, in my opinion, masturbation is quite a tricky matter to deal with! And you nailed it graciously!)

[moon-catcher.livejournal.com]

I TOTALY HAD THE LIST WITH THEIR NAMES IN FRONT OF ME WHILE WRITING THIS!!! LMAO!!

I took the prompt with Kisumai back then JUST to have a chance to write bratty!Kame xDD Bratty!Kame is ♥ People usually put him into the position of the mature one while being with baka!Jin but Kame has his childish bratty side as well xDD

lol a building full of teenage boys? There's definitely someone jerking off in every other corner *shot*
And Kame and his damn perfectionism!! In the Making of of their PVs he always switches between messing around with the others and focusing completely on his scenes to check his shoots... *insert more flailing* xDD

The fact that you were vague about them in the whole fic and just gave the names in the end had my laughing too, because I saw you with a list while checking "okay, this one, done, who's left?"! yes, that's how it happened xD And in the end, I just asked a friend if the boys go usually by the names/nicks I used.
I'm actually a n00b outside the Akame relationship and don't really follow many other JE guys, the less many other groups. I would have problems even with writing a gen fic with KAT-TUN because I know next to nothing about the rest of the guys .__.

LOL now I'm imagining chibi AkamePi during the time they had some issues with each other and didn't talk, thinking it must have had something to do with them jerking each other while watching Takki *bricked*

I wrote two more prompts for the meme back in May, one teenage Akame and one AU RyoDa, and then school got me absorbed.
uh...um...yes, as a girl, I can say it's not really easy to write about boys jerking off xDD

[imelda-melly.livejournal.com]

my god! this is amazing! kisumai perving over kame n kame watching them masturbating! xDDD!! keep giggling while i read this! love it :D

[moon-catcher.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D
you can't blame the boys for perving though *g*
the Panasonic CMs with half-naked Kame are kind of asking for it /fufufu